About

My heroin needle and piss-covered web playground

CantCatch.me is the home of all things personal regarding me. I figured it was about time I split my blogging, drunk tweeting and writing related activities away slightly from my more professional career as a creative technician, so if you’ve arrived here looking for information on that side of me then please head back over to ChrisBillett.net and forget all the horrible swearing and terrible things that happened here.

I’m here, in various disguises:

You can find me on Facebook and Twitter for unprofessional activities – often incredibly unprofessional activities – and on LinkedIn for business.

Anyone wishing to contact me for nefarious purposes can piss right off, as can any nefarious porpoises.